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Yeah Cena is the face of the WWE, but don’t utter him in the same breath of the runs of The Rock, Stone Cold, or even Brett Hart. The same as Hulk Hogan, well that’s up for debate.

What is there to like about the recent WWE programming? It’s not always black and white.

MutaScale 30 comes to you recorded and in stereo since we can only afford one stereo show a month. BadNewsRamen and BetaHavMyDonutz take a look at CM Punk and where he ranks in the echelon of The Rock, Stone Cold, Lust Hogan, and Shawn Michaels. Whether Ziggler can make the leap of face is also discussed with an interruption by the producer.

MutaScale 29 looks at what we would like to see if John Cena perished with the litany of gas attendants in The Marine. More Daniel Bryan, more Dean Ambrose, return of The King of the Ring. Hey a little Stephanie McMahon on TV never hurt nobody.

The Shield have opportunity to raise stature of tag team and U.S. Belt while Hounds of Justice vs. Team Hell No and Kofi wrestles way to match of the year contention. Hall of Kayfabe honors passing of Macho Man with a smidgen of Alberto Del Rio and Big E Langston thrown in.

John Cena plays Superman and beats The Shield all by himself for the betterment of no one. Extreme Rules PPV is lackluster at best without your best two workers in Dolph Ziggler and CM Punk. And finally, Hall of Kayfabe takes a look at Kevin Nash.

BadNews breaks down Randy Orton and somehow it always harkens to John Cena ... my Achilles! A taboo wrestler is tackled in the Hall of Kayfabe and Believe in The Shield? Of course.

MutaScale which consists of @BadNewsRamen and @Betahavmydonutz praise the development of Big E in the little time he has been in the WWE as compared to Ryback. A revelation of The Shield is made and the toughest wrestler in the ’90s is remembered. And John Cena is only discussed for like two minutes ... and that’s what makes the WWE universe so great.

Ryback unexpectedly does a decent promo against John Cena, GIJOE and Transformers pop up along with protect your champions. Speaking of pop ups, Bella Twins are back. MutaScale 24 fools.

After a more than lackluster Wrestlemania letdown, the WWE gets it right with Raw with a lot of help from Ziggler winning the title and that crazy New Jersey crowd. Now what does the WWE do with it ... oh send No Sell Cena to Boston. MutaScale23 y’all.