mutascale

Weeks before Wrestlemania, Mutascale 22 takes a look at the title runs of one Alberto Del Rio and Team Hell No with splashes of The Shield, Randy Orton Booker T and ... American Males

So is Chris Jericho good for business? The problems with the part-time wrestlers and since WWE can’t do it we build our bigger and better Grandaddy of them all.

Two bad Raw episodes and a lackluster Smackdown leads BetaHavMyDonutz and BadNewsRamen to such topics as The Miz’s sexual figure four, the old butcher stories and such video games as pac man, pit fighter and road blaster. Wrestlers talked about include CM Punk, the yawn known as Randy Orton and The Miz making a sexual pass at Dolph Ziggler.

This isn’t your mom’s John Cena ... ah screw it @badnewsramen tossed your mam last week. Mutascale revisits the match that lived up to the hype all nitpicking aside. So why can’t Cena do this all the time? Cody Rhodes, The heel Ryback and the yawn known as Sheamus vs. Wade Barrett ... don’t make us have Cena bark out orders in the ring. And wait, is that praise for John Cena on Mutascale 19?

Prayers have been answered. The Elimination Chamber delivered. Swagger unexpectedly wins, The Shield rightfully kicks @$$ and CM Punk beat The Rock. Well two out of three ain’t bad.

Road to the now All-Star atmosphere Wrestlemania hinges on what happens to The Shield as they face off against the Three Stooges aka Cena, Ryback and Sheamus. Lackluster Raw ends in another Rock promo main event. Swagger adopts a gimmick he doesn’t need, and just how valuable is Y2J in the WWE Universe.

@BetaHavMyDonutz sees the light after @BadNewsRamen spells it out for him and the light is dark ... very dark. Special guest stars: The John Cena Mark, The Shield Mark and John Laurinaitis. And that scratching in the background is just the cat.

MutaScale 14: @BetaHavMyDonutz marks out over John Cena in San Jose while @BadNewsRamen takes a stand against The Shield performing in the ring.